It Ain't Curin'

Me+Honkin' Nose+Big {nerd} glasses= Amy Farrah Fowler?!

There are several things as of late that have me feeling a little butt hurt. The first being told a few days ago that I "look like somebody-but don't be offended".  The thing is- if you have to say "but don't be offended" then you probably shouldn't have even brought it up and you definitely shouldn't say it! Is that not true?! Are you wondering who I look like? Well, apparently I look like non other than Sheldon's (think Big Bang Theory) girlfriend Amy Farrah Fowler. Aka BLOSSOM!

Amy Farrah Fowler= Me?!

Really? Do I really deserve to be compared to Blossom?! I understand that my nose is a little larger than the norms and that I choose to where big rimmed glasses that can come across on the nerdier side but I'd rather be compared to Zoey Deschanel from New Girl rather than Sheldon's girlfriend!! Count me officially offended. 

I have also become a little sore from the slow realization that I'm getting old. What makes me think that? Aside from the birthday I just celebrated a few weeks ago that blatantly signifies I'm getting older, I just haven't been feeling like my young self lately. For starters, I haven't been able to hold down my liquor like I used to. Case in point- several weeks ago I had a really long busy week and when 5:00 rolled around on Friday I was ready for a drink! So, I made a little mixed drink (or two) for myself (which were delicious), and then all I heard in my head was a good southern friend's advice-"It'll cure what ails ya!" and decided to mix some cherry moonshine with coke. The next thing I knew, it wasn't curin' nothin'....but it sure was ailin'! I was puking my guts out... what's that about?! It took well into Sunday morning to manage any bit of normalcy and I can't even remember the last time I threw up! Remember when you could go out drinking on Thirsty Thursday, wake up and go to 8AM class, then work, and STILL go out again Friday night and probably Saturday? That wasn't THAT long ago....was it?! 

Or how about this Saturday my sister came over with a bottle of wine after I got off work at 7:30 and after 2 SIPS of wine I was stuffed up and ready for my pajamas and bed time! But I powered through to two glasses of wine though before it was lights out for me. I used to drink an entire bottle of wine by myself...this time I barely finished a GLASS!! I am far unimpressed with this thing called aging...

I'm pretty sure there was another example of me turning old and shriveling up but now I can't remember......UGH SEE!! I'm losing my memory now to!! Er, wait....I've always been forgetful so who am I kidding.

In unrelated news- I've spent a total of 2 days now planning wedding stuff and am having a FANTASTIC time!! No joke! I'm still living in the early blissful FUN part of planning--reality hasn't backhanded me yet. But even when it does (I'm no fool, I know it will), I refuse to be stressed! I'll just keep chanting {Too Blessed to Be Stressed}

No official date yet- still trying to pin down the venue and other little details but I'll be sure to post more details as I have them (but not TOO many-- I still want most of the details to remain a mystery until the day of!) Anyway- happy Hump day all! Celebrate accordingly :)